50 Ways to Piss Off Pein

1. Wave a magnet in his face

2. Ask if he uses all his bodies for an orgy

3. Tell him his eyes are creepy and the Sharingan looks way cooler

4. Call him Yondaime

5. Pretend you believe him to be a shadow

6. Ask if any other shadows can talk, or if he’s just magical

7. Tell him one of his bodies looks like a girl

8. Tell him Zetsu’s hitting on Konan

9. Ask what kind of parents name their kid “Pein” (It means the same thing in Japanese as pain)

10. Tell him it’s really lame how all his bodies have the same name, and that as an evil mastermind he should have more creativity.

11. Point out that his eyes look like targets

12. Try to hit them when training with kunai

13. Ask if he needs a hug

14. Tell him his god-complex is just lame and will get him killed

15. Show him Death Note as proof

16. Ask WHY he wants to even take over the world

17. Follow him around constantly
18. If he asks what you’re doing, say you’re playing “Follow the Leader”
19. Get Tobi to join

20. Point out that the members of his organization keep getting beaten up by children

21. Ask who the hell came up with the cloak design anyway. I mean, it’s pretty damn obvious that they’re members of a “secret” organization with that uniform

22. Point out that everyone already knows about their “secret” organization, and everyone in it

23. Show him all the stories where he’s paired with OCs

24. Ask where the hell he found the giant statue where you store Jinchuriki, and what he’s going to use now that it’s been destroyed

25. Point out that it’s pretty obvious where the hideout is, considering the fact that it has a gateway that’s obviously been sealed with a boulder, and has a tag on it

26. Ask about his relationship with Konan

27. Feed Tobi sugar. Lots of it.

28. Switch around the piercings on his spare bodies when he’s asleep

29. Use his larger piercings as a mirror when you do your hair

30. Whenever he walks into a room, play “Pain

31. Suggest he get a corset piercing

32. Point out that he’s pretty much running a dating service

33. Ask if his bodies ever get into fights

34. Ask if he has six bodies because his ego is too big for one

35. Buy him hoop or diamond earrings

36. Insist that he wear them

37. Tell him Konan’s pregnant with his child

38. Tell him that he made Naruto sad by killing Jiraiya

39. When he says he doesn’t care, yell “What? He’s your son!”

40. For best results, do this in front of the whole Akatsuki


41. Point out that it must be really gross when he takes his piercings out, due to all the holes in his face

42. Tell him splitting his soul into six pieces is totally stealing Voldemort’s idea

43. As is using special powers to take over the world

44. Ask if he has some kind of nail polish fetish and that’s why he makes everyone wear it

45. Accuse him of having a crush on Jiraiya

46. Eat all his food

47. Tell him shadows can’t eat anyway

48. Ask if he’s really fat and uses the cloak to disguise his weight

49. Ask if someone slept with more than one of his bodies, if it would be cheating

50. Put a sign on his ass that says “Konan owns this”. Or better yet “Zetsu owns this”