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1. Refer to him as your "sex puppet"
2. Suggest that Deidara calling him "master" might not be as innocent as everyone thinks
3. Show him fanfiction
4. Record his reaction
5. Flick him constantly
6. If he asks you to stop, tell him he shouldn't care since he can't feel it anyway
7. Tell him his parents finally came home to Suna right after he left
8. Point out that all the red heads in Naruto are screwed
9. Laugh at him for being beat up by an old hag and a sixteen year old
10. Ask if he kept his "vital organs" when he turned himself into a puppet
11. If he refuses to answer, assume that means no
12. Ask him if that makes it difficult for Deidara when they're being intimate
13. Ask if he'll put on a puppet show for you
14. Take Deidara's clay and blow up his puppets
15. Blame Deidara
16. If he tries to talk to you, make loud beeping sounds
17. Inform him he needs counseling
18. Ask why the hell he keeps his heart in a pringles container
19. Ask him to paint your nails for you
20. Graffiti him when he's asleep
21. Tell him if he was human, he'd have felt it and woken up
22. Bug him constantly to find out his age
23. When he finally tells you, wrinkle your nose and say "Eww, you're old"
24. Use the blades on his back to trim your hair
25. Use the same blades to cut grass
26. Take off his arm and run away with it
27. Buy a lot of Sasodei doujinshi
28. Leave them scattered around the headquarters for everyone to see
29. Make sure he can't eat, then eat a huge cake in front of him
30. Be sure to tell him constantly about how DELICIOUS this cake is
32. Ask him if he's emo
33. Ask if he's good at the robot
34. Sign him up for breakdancing classes
35. Tell him it was an order from Pein
36. Ask why he travels in such an ugly puppet
37. Accuse him of using his chakra strings to control people for...personal things
38. When he reminds you he couldn't feel it even if he did make people do that, look confused and ask why the hell he does it then
39. Unwind the cord in his stomach all the way and tie it around a tree
40. Play jumprope with it
41. Steal his puppet scrolls
42. Replace them with scrolls that would summon bowls of jello
43. Ask why his ring symbol is "the virgin" and if that has any hints about personal life
44. Tell him he's like Trix cereal, way too fruity
45. When he asks what you mean by that, respond "Your mom!"
46. Draw pictures of him paired with just about anyone in the series
47. Have an "emotionless bastard" contest between him and Itachi Uchiha
48. Use the tip of Hiruko's tail to pick your nails
49. Tell the rest of the Akatsuki that tomorrow's his birthday and insist you celebrate it
50. Show him this list
2. Suggest that Deidara calling him "master" might not be as innocent as everyone thinks
3. Show him fanfiction
4. Record his reaction
5. Flick him constantly
6. If he asks you to stop, tell him he shouldn't care since he can't feel it anyway
7. Tell him his parents finally came home to Suna right after he left
8. Point out that all the red heads in Naruto are screwed
9. Laugh at him for being beat up by an old hag and a sixteen year old
10. Ask if he kept his "vital organs" when he turned himself into a puppet
11. If he refuses to answer, assume that means no
12. Ask him if that makes it difficult for Deidara when they're being intimate
13. Ask if he'll put on a puppet show for you
14. Take Deidara's clay and blow up his puppets
15. Blame Deidara
16. If he tries to talk to you, make loud beeping sounds
17. Inform him he needs counseling
18. Ask why the hell he keeps his heart in a pringles container
19. Ask him to paint your nails for you
20. Graffiti him when he's asleep
21. Tell him if he was human, he'd have felt it and woken up
22. Bug him constantly to find out his age
23. When he finally tells you, wrinkle your nose and say "Eww, you're old"
24. Use the blades on his back to trim your hair
25. Use the same blades to cut grass
26. Take off his arm and run away with it
27. Buy a lot of Sasodei doujinshi
28. Leave them scattered around the headquarters for everyone to see
29. Make sure he can't eat, then eat a huge cake in front of him
30. Be sure to tell him constantly about how DELICIOUS this cake is
32. Ask him if he's emo
33. Ask if he's good at the robot
34. Sign him up for breakdancing classes
35. Tell him it was an order from Pein
36. Ask why he travels in such an ugly puppet
37. Accuse him of using his chakra strings to control people for...personal things
38. When he reminds you he couldn't feel it even if he did make people do that, look confused and ask why the hell he does it then
39. Unwind the cord in his stomach all the way and tie it around a tree
40. Play jumprope with it
41. Steal his puppet scrolls
42. Replace them with scrolls that would summon bowls of jello
43. Ask why his ring symbol is "the virgin" and if that has any hints about personal life
44. Tell him he's like Trix cereal, way too fruity
45. When he asks what you mean by that, respond "Your mom!"
46. Draw pictures of him paired with just about anyone in the series
47. Have an "emotionless bastard" contest between him and Itachi Uchiha
48. Use the tip of Hiruko's tail to pick your nails
49. Tell the rest of the Akatsuki that tomorrow's his birthday and insist you celebrate it
50. Show him this list
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50 Ways To Annoy Deidara
The gender issue....we all know him and some love him. Others hate him. But yet, I like to annoy him
Ways
-hide in his closet
-when he comes in, start singing "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
-take his clay and flush it down the toilet
-tell Kakuzu that Deidara has money in his room and videotape the raid
-replace his shampoo with pink hairdye (can't leave out the classics)
-when his hair is pink, tell him he looks like Sakura
-when he's talking, pretend to snore
-call him the gender blender
-when in the mall, drag him into Victoria's Secret and make him try on thongs...
-tell him they make him look more feminine, the way he should look
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50 Ways to Piss Off Hidan
50 Ways to Piss Off Hidan
1. Put Holy water in his drink
2. When he asks why it tastes funny tell him
3. Say Kakuzu did it while taping the results
4. Replace all his Jashin related stuff with bunnies
5. Tell him there was only two in there in the morning
6. Replace his incense with old granny perfume
7. Hit him with a plastic wand
8. When he turns around say Slytherin sucks
9. Every time he curses spray him with water
10. When he does it again use a hose
11. Replace all his clothes with school girl uniforms
12. Ask him why hes wearing Deidaras clothes
13. Put itching powder in his underwear
14. Tape the
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50 ways to annoy Deidara...
if youre Tobi.
1) Call him Deidei <3
2) Tell him how AWESOME Sasuke is in your opinion.
3) Tell him how even more awesome and supercool Itachi is in your opinion.
4) Shout, Tobi is a good boy! again and again and again and again and again.
5) Tell him that he's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen!
6) When Deidara lets explode some of his clay, say, Whoa, Senpai, THAT sure was a loud fart!
7) Plait his hair while hes asleep and add a cute pink ribbon ^^
8) Glomp him <3
9) Eat some yummy icecream while hes busy trying to catch a Jinchuriki.
10) Once he caught the Jinchuriki,
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I already did "50 ways to piss off Neji", so I figured I'd do someone else. And while I love Sasori with all my heart and soul....irritating him would be really fun.
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51. Everytime he walks in to a room yell at him that he's late and that keeping people waiting is rude.
52. Set him up on a blind date with Kakashi and tell him it's an order from Pein. Laugh at him when Kakashi shows up late.
52. Set him up on a blind date with Kakashi and tell him it's an order from Pein. Laugh at him when Kakashi shows up late.