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1. Ask why she even BOTHERS chasing after Sasuke, when it’s so obvious he’s gay

2. Tell her she’s completely useless

3. If she denies it, show her all the clips where they actually SAY in the series that she’s useless

4. Accuse her of trying to seduce Kakashi

5. Ask why she won’t just admit her love for Naruto/Lee already

6. Tell her that her forehead is HUGE

7. Tell her she shouldn’t be so jealous of Ino, because she a FEW okay traits as well

8. When she asks what they are, pretend to think hard for a long time, then say “Okay, you’re right. You suck.”

9. Call her “Suckura”

10. Show her all the “We Hate Sakura” clubs

11. Send her Naruto’s Ramen bill

12. Put a bunch of InoSaku in her room

13. Tell her Ino dropped it off there…as a hint

14. Ask if her “night job” pays well

15. Ask where she got the contacts

16. Tell her that her hair reminds you of really cheap bubblegum

17. Tell Naruto she has a HUGE crush on him

18. Show her all the crack pairings there are with her in them

19. Ask what exactly her special power is. Annoyance?

20. Spread a rumor that she slept with Lee

21. Put all her make-up in the freezer

22. Tell her Sasuke’s dead

23. Tell her she’s so ugly, she turned Sai gay

24. Leave messages on her phone pretending to be Sasuke

25. Ask her really loudly in a crowded room, “So, Sakura. How’s your herpes been doing?”

26. Ask if she’s a boy or a girl, because frankly she’s so ugly you can’t tell

27. Tell her she really needs to do something about that giant forehead problem
28. Tell her Sasuke and Ino are getting married

29. Tell her you’re pregnant with Sasuke’s child

30. Tell her NARUTO is pregnant with Sasuke’s child

31. Ask where she got her dress…because you want to go burn down the store that sells clothes that ugly

32. Forge a love note from her and give it to Kakashi

33. Accuse her of reading Icha Icha Paradise

34. Ask how the hell someone as weak as her got to be a ninja

35. Tell her she’s a master at “sit-and-do-nothing no jutsu”

36. Dye her hair blue

37. Blame Sasuke

38. Get Lee really drunk

39. Lock the two of them in a closet

40. Give her a five thousand item list of why Ino is FAR superior

41. Set her up on a blind date with Shino

42. Whenever she walks into a room, play “Ugly Girl”

43. Photoshop an image of her and Lee kissing

44. Put disturbing pictures of Naruto all over her room

45. Take her to an Anime Con

46. Watch the fangirls beat the shit out of her  ^_____^

47. Put up wanted posters of her

48. Shave her head

49. Give her a gift certificate for a good deodorant

50. Tell ner she's even less popular than NARUTO!
XD hey! it's getting harder to come up with characters to annoy, but I thought Sakura would be fun to do...This is dedicated to ALL the Sakura haters out there, and anyone who's been following my "50 ways to piss off" series. If you're new, I've also done 50 ways to piss off (takes deep breath) lee, gaara, neji, sasuke, kakashi, iruka, sasori, deidara, hidan, itachi, kakuzu, and kisame. Whew! ^^;

plz comment! ^_____^
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happybearkymilk Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
Lmao, hahahah
jcieph3 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I just remembered this awesome way to piss her off!
Ask her why she has that crush on sasuke, when the other uchihas are far better (Itachi, Madara, Obito).
Youme9503 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
OMGAI I loooooooove this! Especially #35. XD
CocoPuffsIsTaiwan Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
All that is one yet
Virgiltheonly Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
I love your "50 ways to piss off" series! my favorite was probably... Sasori.
CYNDERcynder Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
Win!!! Epic win!!!!!
panda12-22 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Student Artist
haha yeah i love u whoever posted this up this is 100percent true
white-fang22 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Student Artist
This is just amazing!Thank you just made my day!(have you noticed she has a man-like personality?)
T3nty Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
Hah ! 30 :D It's amazing !
wisshhfullthinking Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
EPIC WIN! this so made my day :D :D :D :D :D
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
Thanks!! :D
Hell-fire-sister Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011
SESOLA:yes and after you do the list run for your fucking life .... bye
MARA: get your ass back here
Kenisi Featured By Owner May 5, 2011
More like "50 ways to get smacked in the guts and pit your stomach through your mouth" :D

Aaaaanyway, "23. Tell her she’s so ugly, she turned Sai gay" is APPROVED FOR USE!! MUAHAHAHA!
limelivi Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
# 41 Set her up on a blind date with Shino.
That's just evil... poor Shino XD

I love these!
nightswarrior Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm doing 48 shave her head! lol
Beldandimaru Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011  Student Writer
#30 is approved :D :iconsqueeplz:
TakamuraKiri-chan Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010
This is beautiful. Finally somebody posts how to annoy the crap out of Sakura.
andthewalkamanwalks Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
this gives me an idea for a fan fic.
hello185 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
i love this, well im a sorta a sakura hater because a few reasons: 1 she annoying...2. she useless like most of the female ninja's...3. crys over a gay dude who let orochimoro touch him...4. ummm...use to be an annoying fan girl..5. has to much screen time but yet does the least work in helping naruto except the save gaara mission... then other than that shes ok
thisismyusername5 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010  Hobbyist
hahaha i love this
animegurl83 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
omg i love this person!! u rock we need to kill her tonight -grabs chainsaw,knife,gun,and a rope and then smiles and laughs evilly-

i want her dead
CoCoPuffCraze Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
aerocpostale23 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010
:wtf: i dont see how ino's better then sakura. :steaming:
sakuras pretty pwnsome. You sakura haters better :stfu: complaining and whining that she sucks D= She's quite convenient and worthy. But thats in shippuden only
Anyways~ dunno, thats my opinion. Sakura ftw! :worship:
-gets ready for ranting-
wisshhfullthinking Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ino has beter jutsu's such as the mind transfer tecnique and suckura doesn't have shit
Mochiyucky Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011
Erhu13 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
LOL im a huge Sakura hater!!!!!
I like #3^<
king-size-dork Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2009
Lol number 30...XD
HKanamii Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2009
Sakura sucked in the first series, but she totally pwns in Shippuuden. :D
Queen-Rai606 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
i dont think there is a SINGLE fan fic where the people like sakura. its unanimus. EVERYONE hates that stupid bitch.
shadowclansbitch Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
i dont hate her but it soooo funny how you made fun of her!

OME {oh my edward}
*thinking, thinking, thinking*
got it!
OMJ {oh my jacob}
death-reaper5 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2009  Student General Artist
really there should be 1 with tsunade
Shadow-of-Thanatos Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009
number 20 probably isn't a rumor. she more than likely did sleep with lee. and she probably did turn sai gay. :rofl:
jessica5972 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2008
im a sakura hater but when u said dye her hair blue then blame it on sasuke i dont think she would mind much then i think it should have bee dye her hair blonde and say sasuke did it cuz it reminds him of ino
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
XD lol that's a good one
jessica5972 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
or dye it blonde and blame it on sasuke and have him say it was bcause she would look more like naruto!
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2008
XD and he would probably agree to it too...
jessica5972 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2008
yep just to piss her off^^
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008
^^ and to get into naruto's pants...
jessica5972 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008
Haruhi-x Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
You know, it's actually pretty easy to piss off Sakura. She gets mad at almost anything, and the few thing that don't make her angry make her overly emotional sad. XD I loved this!
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2008
XD thanks! it was a lot of fun to write.
ArtOfFantasy Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
lizziebear1 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
YAY FOR #46!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008
XD lol yeah, i've always wanted to beat up the ppl who dress up as her at animecons...
lizziebear1 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
I have a fangirl army.

Ready girls?!?!

*A few minutes later*

Sakura iz now ded! YAYZ!!!!
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008
yay!! finally!!
link-itasasu-freak Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2008
hahaha that funny and all that is true about ino being better^^ loved it
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2008
XD thanks! lol, it is totally true...why can't lee and naruto see that?
link-itasasu-freak Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2008
i know right hey i'm going to post a pic with lee some random guy and sakura it going to be funny guess.
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2008
lol that'd be awesome!
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