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Ways to Piss Off... by Darkling28

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1. Ask why she even BOTHERS chasing after Sasuke, when it’s so obvious he’s gay

2. Tell her she’s completely useless

3. If she denies it, show her all the clips where they actually SAY in the series that she’s useless

4. Accuse her of trying to seduce Kakashi

5. Ask why she won’t just admit her love for Naruto/Lee already

6. Tell her that her forehead is HUGE

7. Tell her she shouldn’t be so jealous of Ino, because she a FEW okay traits as well

8. When she asks what they are, pretend to think hard for a long time, then say “Okay, you’re right. You suck.”

9. Call her “Suckura”

10. Show her all the “We Hate Sakura” clubs

11. Send her Naruto’s Ramen bill

12. Put a bunch of InoSaku in her room

13. Tell her Ino dropped it off there…as a hint

14. Ask if her “night job” pays well

15. Ask where she got the contacts

16. Tell her that her hair reminds you of really cheap bubblegum

17. Tell Naruto she has a HUGE crush on him

18. Show her all the crack pairings there are with her in them

19. Ask what exactly her special power is. Annoyance?

20. Spread a rumor that she slept with Lee

21. Put all her make-up in the freezer

22. Tell her Sasuke’s dead

23. Tell her she’s so ugly, she turned Sai gay

24. Leave messages on her phone pretending to be Sasuke

25. Ask her really loudly in a crowded room, “So, Sakura. How’s your herpes been doing?”

26. Ask if she’s a boy or a girl, because frankly she’s so ugly you can’t tell

27. Tell her she really needs to do something about that giant forehead problem
28. Tell her Sasuke and Ino are getting married

29. Tell her you’re pregnant with Sasuke’s child

30. Tell her NARUTO is pregnant with Sasuke’s child

31. Ask where she got her dress…because you want to go burn down the store that sells clothes that ugly

32. Forge a love note from her and give it to Kakashi

33. Accuse her of reading Icha Icha Paradise

34. Ask how the hell someone as weak as her got to be a ninja

35. Tell her she’s a master at “sit-and-do-nothing no jutsu”

36. Dye her hair blue

37. Blame Sasuke

38. Get Lee really drunk

39. Lock the two of them in a closet

40. Give her a five thousand item list of why Ino is FAR superior

41. Set her up on a blind date with Shino

42. Whenever she walks into a room, play “Ugly Girl”

43. Photoshop an image of her and Lee kissing

44. Put disturbing pictures of Naruto all over her room

45. Take her to an Anime Con

46. Watch the fangirls beat the shit out of her  ^_____^

47. Put up wanted posters of her

48. Shave her head

49. Give her a gift certificate for a good deodorant

50. Tell ner she's even less popular than NARUTO!
XD hey! it's getting harder to come up with characters to annoy, but I thought Sakura would be fun to do...This is dedicated to ALL the Sakura haters out there, and anyone who's been following my "50 ways to piss off" series. If you're new, I've also done 50 ways to piss off (takes deep breath) lee, gaara, neji, sasuke, kakashi, iruka, sasori, deidara, hidan, itachi, kakuzu, and kisame. Whew! ^^;

plz comment! ^_____^
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jcieph3 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I just remembered this awesome way to piss her off!
Ask her why she has that crush on sasuke, when the other uchihas are far better (Itachi, Madara, Obito).
Youme9503 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
OMGAI I loooooooove this! Especially #35. XD
CocoPuffsIsTaiwan Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
All that is one yet
Virgiltheonly Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
I love your "50 ways to piss off" series! my favorite was probably... Sasori.
CYNDERcynder Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
Win!!! Epic win!!!!!
panda12-22 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Student Artist
haha yeah i love u whoever posted this up this is 100percent true
white-fang22 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Student Artist
This is just amazing!Thank you just made my day!(have you noticed she has a man-like personality?)
T3nty Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
Hah ! 30 :D It's amazing !
wisshhfullthinking Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
EPIC WIN! this so made my day :D :D :D :D :D
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
Thanks!! :D
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