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1. Keep asking if he’s a clone of the fourth (yeah, I know he’s actually his son)

2. Steal his Ramen

3. Destroy every place in Konoha that sells Ramen

4. Run up to him in front of a bunch of people and yell “Naruto! You forgot to take your medicine this morning!”

5. Ask what the hell the marks on his cheeks are

6. Show him an M rated SasuNaru doujinshi

7. Make copies and give them out to everyone

8. Tell Sasuke it was Naruto’s idea

9. Call him “kitty”

10. Call him Narutard or Nerduto

11. Give him a 5000 item list as to why Sasuke is better

12. Tell everyone that when he found out Sasuke wore underwear, Naruto stopped

13. Ask why he keeps pretending he didn’t enjoy kissing Sasuke

14. Tell him Sasuke dreams about him at night

15. Tell him he has no chance with  Sakura because he’s not emo

16. Suggest he go for Sasuke instead

17. Tell him he’s a loser because he lets SAKURA beat him up and she’s the weakest ninja EVER

18. Tell him his obsession with Sasuke has gotten out of hand

19. If he protests, ask if he STILL has Sasuke’s old headband

20. Stare at him for a long time

21. When he finally asks what you’re looking at, say you’ve never seen a rash spread so quickly

22. Ask why the Nine Tailed Fox causes him to be surrounded by cherry jello

23. Throw skittles at his head and yell “Taste the rainbow, bitch!”

24. If he calls you an ass for doing this, yell “Believe it!”

25. Ask him to belly dance for you

26. Whenever he walks into a room, play “Pretty Fly”

27. Ask if he can get pictures of Iruka and Kakashi doing it

28. Tell him you slept with Iruka

29. Tell him that once he actually DOES become Hokage, his life will have no purpose

30. Hit him over the head and call him a dumbass for no reason

31. Ask why the main character is the one with the least amount of fangirls

32. Ask when he plans on figuring out Hinata is in love with him

33. Ask why his Jinchuuriki doesn’t do anything cool like Gaara’s

34. Tell him that orange looks AWFUL on him

35. Tell him dark blue is more his color

36. Ask how many porn magazines he had to read to perfect the Sexy Jutsu

37. Ask how many bottles of gel it takes to get his hair to spike up like that

38. Ask if he works out

39. If he says yes, say “Really? I couldn’t tell.”

40. Ask why he tries so hard to piss everyone off

41. Bet he can’t go ONE DAY without changing some loser’s life

42. Tell him the only reason he isn’t dead yet is because he’s the main character

43. Tell Iruka he’s been cutting himself

44. Ask what the point was to train for two years when all he did when he finally caught up to Sasuke was stand there

45. Ask what’s so great about Sakura anyway

46. Tell him he was named after a character in one of Jiraya’s books (this is actually TRUE)

47. Call him an “Ero-Sannin in training”

48. Slip laxatives into his Ramen

49. Ask why no one in his village sees fit to change their clothes

50. Tell him the village made Sasuke the sixth Hokage
This was fairly difficult, seeing as Naruto is probably one of the most annoying people EVER. If you don' aleady know, I've also done 50 ways to piss off Gaara, Rock Lee, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Neji, Sasuke, Kakashi, Iruka, Zetsu, and Sakura! Woo! *passes out from lack of air*

Plz comment!
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:icontheamericantragity:
TheAmericanTragity Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
i think the one about the skittles is true for everybody
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In-yasha-rules Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
All are funny 
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keersyn132 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I can't find Neji!!!!
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jessid13 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
Here's one: Ask him what kind of makeup he uses to get those whiskers on his face.
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Kateex0 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Another one could be: Tell Naruto he looks like Hello Kitty with those marks on his face.
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CocoPuffsIsTaiwan Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...you know come to think of it...naruto still does have the headband...that sound stalkerish...:squee: GO SASUNARU!
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Samantha-Deathwish Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Number 47 and 48. YES.
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xxkayla29 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
BAHAHAHHAHAHA IM LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA X'DDDD
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28dragons Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
I LOVE THIS. IT'S SO TRUE, EVERY LAST ONE, ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE!
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Ki11erKitty Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
:iconlollplz: again, HAHAHAH!!!!
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Kenisi Featured By Owner May 5, 2011
48. Slip laxatives into his Ramen
Oh man, he´s doomed :D
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starlight3423 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
#s 22 23 and 24 made me laugh so hard that my sides hurt:iconlollplz:
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stormfalls Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I think saskues the most annoying charecter ever then saskura then lee then Naruto. still funny no matter what
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reena321 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011
22 23 42 xD
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Riftress Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
"43. Tell Iruka he’s been cutting himself"

I thought that was more Gaara's thing x]
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Thebest0justjokingxD Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
rofl xD that was funny xD
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LDesu24 Featured By Owner May 28, 2010
I was lawling so hard when i figured out Naruto was named after one of Jiraya's characters xD sex story Naruto ftw!
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ninjayuffie0001 Featured By Owner May 26, 2010
:typerhappy:
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Curiious-Wolfiie Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2010
41. Bet he canít go ONE DAY without changing some loserís life

Lmao its so truue ! xD
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NarutosGirlfriend13 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I used #23 in my fanfic
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2010
^_^ cute!
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hedgehog65 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2009
lol i have see in my manga that naruto is a character from something in the ramen XDDDD

lol Throw skittles at his head and yell “Taste the rainbow, bitch!” XD
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Ha! I peed myself laughing! But luckily I was wearing my adult size diaper. Seriously though this was halarious. I think I died, went to Heaven saw Jesus, was kicked out of Heaven because my time was not yet to come and I'm back here on Earth...... Boo! Earth sucks! Me want Heaven! But seriously this list kicks A Double $s.

All and all. It was da bomb!!!!!!!!
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FemmeBoysHavMorFun Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009
I'm using No. 43 as inspiration for a fanfiction. I'll link it back to you when it's done, k?
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2009
^_^ sounds good!
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FemmeBoysHavMorFun Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2009
Woot!
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dragonheart666 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2009
43. Tell Iruka he’s been cutting himself
hahahaha when i read that one my eyes watered XD
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crow-ash Featured By Owner May 26, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
DONT THROW THE SKITTLES!! EAT THEM! EAT THEM!
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Baambooki Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Student General Artist
LOLOLOL!!!!! "Naruto, why does the Nine-Tail cause you to be surounded by cherry jello?" o_O :icongwomp: YUM
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Steph-Oo Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009  Student Photographer
23. Throw skittles at his head and yell “Taste the rainbow, bitch!”
LMFAO!!!!
More!!!

maybe a tsunade one :D?

orrrr...... >:] a Yondami one (cant spell) XD
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009
*gasp!* a tsunade one is an excellent idea! and oro too...*runs off to write*
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Steph-Oo Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Student Photographer
XD glad to be of help
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Shadow-of-Thanatos Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009
you forgot kill one of his friends or threaten to kill one of his friends. no wait that ain't funny forget it.
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WinatikaTheJawa Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
I got one, try to play Fetch The Stick with him in Kyuubi form...then run for your dear life.
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LunaWolf445 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2009
OMG! LOL! That is one of the funniest things ever. Id probly do the same thing if I had the chance too....:D
Im gonna check out your other ones. ^^
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2009
^^ thanks! tell me which one you like best please
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LunaWolf445 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2009
Hmmm...Its a tough decision! They're all so awesome and super hilarious. Hmmm....I got to say this one would be the best cause Id be good at doing all these things. ^^
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2009
^^ thank you very much!
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LunaWolf445 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2009
No problem. ^^
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2009
^/3\^
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fyrcenia Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
I :heart: #22
:rofl: :laughing: :dance:
:+fav: :iconplusfav:
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008
thanks! XDD
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ArtOfFantasy Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:laughing:
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Akuhara Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2008
epic win.
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2008
^^ arigato!
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Akuhara Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2008
^w^
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2008
XD i love your icon, btw
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Akuhara Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2008
X3 thanks
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sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2008
you're most welcome =)
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Akuhara Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2008
(*´ο`*)=3 sigh
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