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1. Keep asking if he’s a clone of the fourth (yeah, I know he’s actually his son)

2. Steal his Ramen

3. Destroy every place in Konoha that sells Ramen

4. Run up to him in front of a bunch of people and yell “Naruto! You forgot to take your medicine this morning!”

5. Ask what the hell the marks on his cheeks are

6. Show him an M rated SasuNaru doujinshi

7. Make copies and give them out to everyone

8. Tell Sasuke it was Naruto’s idea

9. Call him “kitty”

10. Call him Narutard or Nerduto

11. Give him a 5000 item list as to why Sasuke is better

12. Tell everyone that when he found out Sasuke wore underwear, Naruto stopped

13. Ask why he keeps pretending he didn’t enjoy kissing Sasuke

14. Tell him Sasuke dreams about him at night

15. Tell him he has no chance with  Sakura because he’s not emo

16. Suggest he go for Sasuke instead

17. Tell him he’s a loser because he lets SAKURA beat him up and she’s the weakest ninja EVER

18. Tell him his obsession with Sasuke has gotten out of hand

19. If he protests, ask if he STILL has Sasuke’s old headband

20. Stare at him for a long time

21. When he finally asks what you’re looking at, say you’ve never seen a rash spread so quickly

22. Ask why the Nine Tailed Fox causes him to be surrounded by cherry jello

23. Throw skittles at his head and yell “Taste the rainbow, bitch!”

24. If he calls you an ass for doing this, yell “Believe it!”

25. Ask him to belly dance for you

26. Whenever he walks into a room, play “Pretty Fly”

27. Ask if he can get pictures of Iruka and Kakashi doing it

28. Tell him you slept with Iruka

29. Tell him that once he actually DOES become Hokage, his life will have no purpose

30. Hit him over the head and call him a dumbass for no reason

31. Ask why the main character is the one with the least amount of fangirls

32. Ask when he plans on figuring out Hinata is in love with him

33. Ask why his Jinchuuriki doesn’t do anything cool like Gaara’s

34. Tell him that orange looks AWFUL on him

35. Tell him dark blue is more his color

36. Ask how many porn magazines he had to read to perfect the Sexy Jutsu

37. Ask how many bottles of gel it takes to get his hair to spike up like that

38. Ask if he works out

39. If he says yes, say “Really? I couldn’t tell.”

40. Ask why he tries so hard to piss everyone off

41. Bet he can’t go ONE DAY without changing some loser’s life

42. Tell him the only reason he isn’t dead yet is because he’s the main character

43. Tell Iruka he’s been cutting himself

44. Ask what the point was to train for two years when all he did when he finally caught up to Sasuke was stand there

45. Ask what’s so great about Sakura anyway

46. Tell him he was named after a character in one of Jiraya’s books (this is actually TRUE)

47. Call him an “Ero-Sannin in training”

48. Slip laxatives into his Ramen

49. Ask why no one in his village sees fit to change their clothes

50. Tell him the village made Sasuke the sixth Hokage
This was fairly difficult, seeing as Naruto is probably one of the most annoying people EVER. If you don' aleady know, I've also done 50 ways to piss off Gaara, Rock Lee, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Neji, Sasuke, Kakashi, Iruka, Zetsu, and Sakura! Woo! *passes out from lack of air*

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TheAmericanTragity Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
i think the one about the skittles is true for everybody
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In-yasha-rules Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
All are funny 
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keersyn132 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I can't find Neji!!!!
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jessid13 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
Here's one: Ask him what kind of makeup he uses to get those whiskers on his face.
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Kateex0 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Another one could be: Tell Naruto he looks like Hello Kitty with those marks on his face.
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CocoPuffsIsTaiwan Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...you know come to think of it...naruto still does have the headband...that sound stalkerish...:squee: GO SASUNARU!
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Samantha-Deathwish Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Number 47 and 48. YES.
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xxkayla29 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
BAHAHAHHAHAHA IM LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA X'DDDD
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28dragons Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
I LOVE THIS. IT'S SO TRUE, EVERY LAST ONE, ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE!
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Ki11erKitty Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
:iconlollplz: again, HAHAHAH!!!!
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