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1. Keep asking if he’s a clone of the fourth (yeah, I know he’s actually his son)
2. Steal his Ramen
3. Destroy every place in Konoha that sells Ramen
4. Run up to him in front of a bunch of people and yell “Naruto! You forgot to take your medicine this morning!”
5. Ask what the hell the marks on his cheeks are
6. Show him an M rated SasuNaru doujinshi
7. Make copies and give them out to everyone
8. Tell Sasuke it was Naruto’s idea
9. Call him “kitty”
10. Call him Narutard or Nerduto
11. Give him a 5000 item list as to why Sasuke is better
12. Tell everyone that when he found out Sasuke wore underwear, Naruto stopped
13. Ask why he keeps pretending he didn’t enjoy kissing Sasuke
14. Tell him Sasuke dreams about him at night
15. Tell him he has no chance with Sakura because he’s not emo
16. Suggest he go for Sasuke instead
17. Tell him he’s a loser because he lets SAKURA beat him up and she’s the weakest ninja EVER
18. Tell him his obsession with Sasuke has gotten out of hand
19. If he protests, ask if he STILL has Sasuke’s old headband
20. Stare at him for a long time
21. When he finally asks what you’re looking at, say you’ve never seen a rash spread so quickly
22. Ask why the Nine Tailed Fox causes him to be surrounded by cherry jello
23. Throw skittles at his head and yell “Taste the rainbow, bitch!”
24. If he calls you an ass for doing this, yell “Believe it!”
25. Ask him to belly dance for you
26. Whenever he walks into a room, play “Pretty Fly”
27. Ask if he can get pictures of Iruka and Kakashi doing it
28. Tell him you slept with Iruka
29. Tell him that once he actually DOES become Hokage, his life will have no purpose
30. Hit him over the head and call him a dumbass for no reason
31. Ask why the main character is the one with the least amount of fangirls
32. Ask when he plans on figuring out Hinata is in love with him
33. Ask why his Jinchuuriki doesn’t do anything cool like Gaara’s
34. Tell him that orange looks AWFUL on him
35. Tell him dark blue is more his color
36. Ask how many porn magazines he had to read to perfect the Sexy Jutsu
37. Ask how many bottles of gel it takes to get his hair to spike up like that
38. Ask if he works out
39. If he says yes, say “Really? I couldn’t tell.”
40. Ask why he tries so hard to piss everyone off
41. Bet he can’t go ONE DAY without changing some loser’s life
42. Tell him the only reason he isn’t dead yet is because he’s the main character
43. Tell Iruka he’s been cutting himself
44. Ask what the point was to train for two years when all he did when he finally caught up to Sasuke was stand there
45. Ask what’s so great about Sakura anyway
46. Tell him he was named after a character in one of Jiraya’s books (this is actually TRUE)
47. Call him an “Ero-Sannin in training”
48. Slip laxatives into his Ramen
49. Ask why no one in his village sees fit to change their clothes
50. Tell him the village made Sasuke the sixth Hokage
2. Steal his Ramen
3. Destroy every place in Konoha that sells Ramen
4. Run up to him in front of a bunch of people and yell “Naruto! You forgot to take your medicine this morning!”
5. Ask what the hell the marks on his cheeks are
6. Show him an M rated SasuNaru doujinshi
7. Make copies and give them out to everyone
8. Tell Sasuke it was Naruto’s idea
9. Call him “kitty”
10. Call him Narutard or Nerduto
11. Give him a 5000 item list as to why Sasuke is better
12. Tell everyone that when he found out Sasuke wore underwear, Naruto stopped
13. Ask why he keeps pretending he didn’t enjoy kissing Sasuke
14. Tell him Sasuke dreams about him at night
15. Tell him he has no chance with Sakura because he’s not emo
16. Suggest he go for Sasuke instead
17. Tell him he’s a loser because he lets SAKURA beat him up and she’s the weakest ninja EVER
18. Tell him his obsession with Sasuke has gotten out of hand
19. If he protests, ask if he STILL has Sasuke’s old headband
20. Stare at him for a long time
21. When he finally asks what you’re looking at, say you’ve never seen a rash spread so quickly
22. Ask why the Nine Tailed Fox causes him to be surrounded by cherry jello
23. Throw skittles at his head and yell “Taste the rainbow, bitch!”
24. If he calls you an ass for doing this, yell “Believe it!”
25. Ask him to belly dance for you
26. Whenever he walks into a room, play “Pretty Fly”
27. Ask if he can get pictures of Iruka and Kakashi doing it
28. Tell him you slept with Iruka
29. Tell him that once he actually DOES become Hokage, his life will have no purpose
30. Hit him over the head and call him a dumbass for no reason
31. Ask why the main character is the one with the least amount of fangirls
32. Ask when he plans on figuring out Hinata is in love with him
33. Ask why his Jinchuuriki doesn’t do anything cool like Gaara’s
34. Tell him that orange looks AWFUL on him
35. Tell him dark blue is more his color
36. Ask how many porn magazines he had to read to perfect the Sexy Jutsu
37. Ask how many bottles of gel it takes to get his hair to spike up like that
38. Ask if he works out
39. If he says yes, say “Really? I couldn’t tell.”
40. Ask why he tries so hard to piss everyone off
41. Bet he can’t go ONE DAY without changing some loser’s life
42. Tell him the only reason he isn’t dead yet is because he’s the main character
43. Tell Iruka he’s been cutting himself
44. Ask what the point was to train for two years when all he did when he finally caught up to Sasuke was stand there
45. Ask what’s so great about Sakura anyway
46. Tell him he was named after a character in one of Jiraya’s books (this is actually TRUE)
47. Call him an “Ero-Sannin in training”
48. Slip laxatives into his Ramen
49. Ask why no one in his village sees fit to change their clothes
50. Tell him the village made Sasuke the sixth Hokage
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50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke
50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke
1. Ask him why he looks like an ugly chick when he goes 2nd cursemark
2. Give love notes to Sakura, Ino and Karin saying theyre from him
3. Replace his boxers with pink thongs
4. Ask him why his hair looks like a decapitated crow glued to his head
5. Throw pigeon feed at his head
6. Make birdcalls around him.
7. When he turns around to yell tell him Big Bird wants his phone number
8. Ask him where he gets the faux nails.
9. Have a random dog lick his feet when hes sleeping
10. Hell wake up screaming, thinking its Orochimaru
11. Make fun of him because the last syllable of his name
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50 Ways to Drive Team 7 Nuts
Here are 50 ways to drive Team 7(Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura) nuts. But then again, why the hell would I be telling you this,when you probably already know?
ANYWAaaaa~Y
1. Ask Sasuke why in two hell would he ever run away to a sick pedophile
2.Tell Sasuke that Sasuke doesnt like her and never will, and thats becuz hes in love with Naruto
3. Then give her a wonderfully well drawn SasuNaru pic
4. Tell Kakashi you think he wont show his face becuz its ugly
5. Then tell him you asked the Akatsuki Leader the same thing
6.Tell Sasuke that if he hadnt been so stupid and run away to Orochimaru, he would've had another chance to kill It
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50 Ways to Piss Off Hidan
50 Ways to Piss Off Hidan
1. Put Holy water in his drink
2. When he asks why it tastes funny tell him
3. Say Kakuzu did it while taping the results
4. Replace all his Jashin related stuff with bunnies
5. Tell him there was only two in there in the morning
6. Replace his incense with old granny perfume
7. Hit him with a plastic wand
8. When he turns around say Slytherin sucks
9. Every time he curses spray him with water
10. When he does it again use a hose
11. Replace all his clothes with school girl uniforms
12. Ask him why hes wearing Deidaras clothes
13. Put itching powder in his underwear
14. Tape the
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This was fairly difficult, seeing as Naruto is probably one of the most annoying people EVER. If you don' aleady know, I've also done 50 ways to piss off Gaara, Rock Lee, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Neji, Sasuke, Kakashi, Iruka, Zetsu, and Sakura! Woo! *passes out from lack of air*
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