50 Ways to Piss Off Kankuro

1. Ask  if he’s upset that his LITTLE BROTHER beat him to becoming Kazekage

2. Point out that he wears more makeup than his sister

3. Get him a Sephora gift card for his birthday

4. Tell everyone it’s what he asked for

5. Show him GaaKanku

6. Ask why everyone thinks he’s a perv

7. Glomp him and yell “KITTY!!!”

8. Do this in front of the Sand Council

9. Ask him to put on a puppet show for you

10. Tell him using Sasori’s old puppets is cheating

11. Go on and on about how HAWT Gaara is

12. Tell him Shikamaru’s doing his sister

13. Tell him it’s really pathetic to be afraid of his little brother

14. When he’s being mean, say “I’m telling your mom. Oh wait, your mom’s dead!”

15. Ask to borrow his eyeliner

16. Draw on his face when he’s asleep

17. When he confronts you, tell him you see no difference

18. Put GaiKanku posters up in his room

19. Ask why there aren’t any good pairings involving him

20. Tell him he’s less popular than Naruto

21. Ask that he put on a puppet show for you

22. Show him the fight with Sasori and replay it over and over

23. Yell out “You got owned!” every time

24. Ask why the hell he wears head to toe black in the desert

25. Tell him he’s really weak

26. Prove it by pointing out that Sasuke defeated him…with a pebble

27. Ask why all his puppets are ugly

28. Inform him that his voice sucks

29. Steal his hat

30. Sell it on EBay

31. Show him GaaLee

32. When he gets pissed off, ask if it’s because he’s jealous

33. Get him a collar

34. When he walks into a room, play the “Gay Barbie” song

35. Call his puppets dolls

36. When he says they’re not dolls, roll your eyes and say “Then what are they? Action figures?”

37. Burst out laughing every time you see him

38. Buy him a ball of yarn

39. Ask if he’s emo

40. Cut the ears off his hat

41. Use his carving tools to pick your teeth

42. Tell Gaara that he has wet dreams about him

43. Tell him he’s almost as unhelpful as Sakura

44. Call the pound when he goes outside

45. Ask if he spits up hairballs

46. Buy a bunch of kittens and put them in his room

47. Tell him they’re his babies

48. Ask Temari to install a fan in his room

49. Ask him for an autograph

50. When he signs it, shake your head and say “No no, I wanted you to get Gaara’s for me.”