Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
1. Tell him Sasori loves him

2. Ask if it’s fun to be Uke

3. Take his clay

4. Replace it with Play-Doh

5. Steal his eye-scope

6. Paint it pink

7. Show him SasoDei

8. Show him ItaDei

9. Wink and tell him you know of a “good use” for the mouths on his hands

10. Say “un” at the end of your sentences to mock him

11. Run around yelling “I win! My art wins!” (he says this TWICE in his battle with Sasuke)

12. Ask if he’s depressed

13. Compare him to Iraqi suicide bombers

14. Tell him his sculptures suck

15. Steal Itachi’s mascara and put it in his room

16. Inform him that black nail polish is soooo last year

17. Offer him speech therapy

18. Tell him Gaara has a crush on him

19. Go up to him and say “Excuse me miss, but I-oh! Hey Deidara!”

20. Keep emphasizing how EASILY Itachi beat him

21. Side with Sasori in all of their arguments

22. Call him Dei-chan

23. Tell him art is boring

24. Every time he says “art is a bang”, yell “NO IT’S NOT!”

25. Tell him you saw his shirt at Limited Too

26. Set fangirls on him

27. When he walks into a room, play “Boom Boom”

28. When he walks into a room play “Dude Looks Like a Lady”

29. When he walks into a room play “Barbie Girl”

30. Volunteer him to be a porn star

31. Ask about his past (I’m assuming it’s tragic)

32. Tell him he has his wedding ring on the wrong finger

33. Print a bunch of X-rated SasoDei pics

34. Show them to everyone

35. Say you got them from Tobi

36. Steal some of his sculptures

37. Detonate them under his pillow at night

38. Dye his hair pink

39. Blame it on Sasori

40. Tell people you’re pregnant with his kid

41. Tell people he’s your bitch

42. If he protests, cry

43. Knock on his door when he’s asleep

44. When he asks why you’re there, say you just wanted to see if he’d answer it

45. Hug him constantly

46. Volunteer him to be a spokesperson at the Rape Victim Center

47. Cut off his hair to donate to cancer patients

48. Steal all his ponytail ties

49. Comment on everything he does

50. Get him a giftcard for Macy’s
hey everyone! i don't really have time to submit a fic today, so I'm just going to add this real quick instead. If you don't know, I've also done ways to piss off sasori, itachi, hidan, and neji. So check them out!

oh, and plz comment!
Add a Comment:
 
:iconeenayde:
eenayde Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
Oh my gosh, you should try out comedy!
Reply
:icondeath-the-kide:
death-the-kide Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
n 28

Reply
:icondeath-the-kide:
death-the-kide Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
3&4 would totally piss him of........BAD
Reply
:iconsamantha-deathwish:
Samantha-Deathwish Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Number 9. Oh God Number 9.
Reply
:iconanime-wolf-fan-girl:
anime-wolf-fan-girl Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Even though i love Deidara, i couldn't help but laugh at every one of these! Great job!
Reply
:iconkumori-akuma-uchiha:
kumori-akuma-uchiha Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
a giftcard to Victoria's secret would be funny
Reply
:iconlostpixieinunderland:
lostpixieinunderland Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
so so true
Reply
:iconhidanfangirl428:
Hidanfangirl428 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Lol nice
Reply
:iconmidnightyume:
MidnightYume Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011  Student General Artist
I should really stop commenting...

These are so awesome I just can't stop!
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
Haha don't worry about it. It's flattering and I'm glad you like them :)
Reply
:iconakatsukigirl597:
AkatsukiGirl597 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
late comment but i like #48 XD
Reply
:iconescapethefate2121:
escapethefate2121 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011
Omg that was super funny deidara is my fave XD
Reply
:iconlooneylune:
LooneyLune Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
THis is just pure awesome!

Just, amazing!

If I ever go to a con and go as sasori, and, by chance, see a deidara cosplayer, I would totally try one of these!
Reply
:iconcatgwmen:
CatGwmen Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
XDDDD this WOULD really piss him off~!! i love it!!
you can also call his work a rip off XDDDD like tobi did~
Reply
:iconkenisi:
Kenisi Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
"50 ways to get your ass blown off" is more like it :D
Reply
:iconmonoi-kun:
Monoi-kun Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
why Macys?
Reply
:iconoichi8:
oichi8 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Student Artist
this is very funny then the others
Reply
:iconsailorstarmiracle:
SailorStarMiracle Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
by the song 'boom boom' do u mean the 1 by the venga boys?;p
Reply
:iconzebrapaw1997:
Zebrapaw1997 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
me:ur art is PUURDY,un!
Deidara:thanks,un?
me:no prob,un!
Deidara:could u stop,un?
me:maaayyyyybe,un...
Deidara: shup up,un!
me: NEVER,un!!!
Deidara:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,un!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ohnoes:
me: heeheehee,un...his is fun!!! :mwahaha:
Reply
:iconkyttichan:
kyttichan Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010   Photographer
Awesome :D I wanna do em all!!
Me: Dei-chaaannnn!
Deidara: WTF do you want?! And stop calling me that, un!
Me: You're depressed, aren't you?
Deidara: What? No! What the hell are you talking about?!
Me: You know, Itachi beat you SOOOO easily, un?
Deidara: What?!?!
Me: *hug* It's okay to be gay, you know that, un?
Deidara (inner thoughts): Why does she keep saying un? *whine*
Deidara (outer): *pushes me away* Piss off!!!
Me: *signals fangirl mob, and joins* :D
Reply
:icontigergirl1231:
tigergirl1231 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Reply
:iconmoony1486:
Moony1486 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
OMG lol XD
Reply
:iconsora-bubble:
sora-bubble Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010
i think that the person who is best at annoying deidara is tobi but it would be fun lol
Reply
:iconkezf:
KezF Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XD soooo funneh
Reply
:iconcatakatoshi:
Catakatoshi Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks alot -_-" Tobi found this and annoyed the shit out of me D'x
Reply
:icontenten-chan111:
Tenten-Chan111 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
Im gonna enjoy teasing he likes sasori X3 !!!Lolz (SASODEI X3 ^W^ :3 =3 <3!!!!!!)
Reply
:iconcrow-ash:
crow-ash Featured By Owner May 26, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: Funny...Dei rocks that way.
Reply
:iconlucylupe910:
lucylupe910 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
13. Compare him to Iraqi suicide bombers
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
oh so epic mah friend
so epicly funny
Reply
:iconwolfofnaruto:
WolfofNaruto Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2009   Photographer
11. Run around yelling “I win! My art wins!” (he says this TWICE in his battle with Sasuke)
...
XD
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009
I couldn't stop lauging at that point lol
Reply
:iconwolfofnaruto:
WolfofNaruto Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2009   Photographer
I just got Volume 40. XD He did say that.
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009
lol. it's BRILLIANT. XD
Reply
:iconwolfofnaruto:
WolfofNaruto Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009   Photographer
XD
Reply
:iconren-yakamata:
ren-yakamata Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2009
my embarassing thing for deidara s take all his hair ties but o ly leave a frily laced girly pink one and tell him that he has tons of chores to do so he'll be all over the place so everyone will see his little hair tie
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
and then take pictures and put them on the internet
Reply
:iconren-yakamata:
ren-yakamata Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
ok
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2009
aww i love your ghost icon XD
Reply
:iconren-yakamata:
ren-yakamata Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2009
:3 seond time I"ve heard that IT MUST BE TRUE THEN
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009
of course. everything you hear online is true
Reply
:iconren-yakamata:
ren-yakamata Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009
weird I always heard the opposite of that "eurt si enilno raeh uoy gnihtyreve .esuruoc fo"
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009
...wow. you wrote that backwards. i am impressed XD
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconlanny9000990009:
Lanny9000990009 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008
Number 19 is te best !!@
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008
XD thanks! i like that one too. Hey, who's that in your icon?
Reply
:iconlanny9000990009:
Lanny9000990009 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2008
That is and OC.
I needed a cool icon , but my most favorite OC's are all GUY'S ! So I made this one , as an "alien-version" of myself.
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2008
XD awesome! you look very...uh, pretty as an alien, lol
Reply
:iconlanny9000990009:
Lanny9000990009 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008
Thanks :XD:
And thanks ! Glad you think so ! LOl :D

I think i'll watch you and put you in my friends list :D I like you :D
Reply
:iconsasodeioctembuary:
sasodeioctembuary Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
XD aww thanks so much! :iconfurryglompplz: i'll add you too! XD
Reply
:iconlanny9000990009:
Lanny9000990009 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2008
No thanks :D
And thanks :D :D
Reply
:iconsoniccolette:
soniccolette Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2008
ok im convenced. im going to make one of these things. i just love them :D
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×

:iconsasodeioctembuary: More from sasodeioctembuary


Featured in Collections

fanfics by redhiyono

10 ways.... by EcHo234

Ways to Piss Off... by Darkling28


More from DeviantArt



Details

Submitted on
April 8, 2008
File Size
2.7 KB
Thumb

Stats

Views
7,500 (2 today)
Favourites
199 (who?)
Comments
125
×