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1. Tell him Sasori loves him
2. Ask if it’s fun to be Uke
3. Take his clay
4. Replace it with Play-Doh
5. Steal his eye-scope
6. Paint it pink
7. Show him SasoDei
8. Show him ItaDei
9. Wink and tell him you know of a “good use” for the mouths on his hands
10. Say “un” at the end of your sentences to mock him
11. Run around yelling “I win! My art wins!” (he says this TWICE in his battle with Sasuke)
12. Ask if he’s depressed
13. Compare him to Iraqi suicide bombers
14. Tell him his sculptures suck
15. Steal Itachi’s mascara and put it in his room
16. Inform him that black nail polish is soooo last year
17. Offer him speech therapy
18. Tell him Gaara has a crush on him
19. Go up to him and say “Excuse me miss, but I-oh! Hey Deidara!”
20. Keep emphasizing how EASILY Itachi beat him
21. Side with Sasori in all of their arguments
22. Call him Dei-chan
23. Tell him art is boring
24. Every time he says “art is a bang”, yell “NO IT’S NOT!”
25. Tell him you saw his shirt at Limited Too
26. Set fangirls on him
27. When he walks into a room, play “Boom Boom”
28. When he walks into a room play “Dude Looks Like a Lady”
29. When he walks into a room play “Barbie Girl”
30. Volunteer him to be a porn star
31. Ask about his past (I’m assuming it’s tragic)
32. Tell him he has his wedding ring on the wrong finger
33. Print a bunch of X-rated SasoDei pics
34. Show them to everyone
35. Say you got them from Tobi
36. Steal some of his sculptures
37. Detonate them under his pillow at night
38. Dye his hair pink
39. Blame it on Sasori
40. Tell people you’re pregnant with his kid
41. Tell people he’s your bitch
42. If he protests, cry
43. Knock on his door when he’s asleep
44. When he asks why you’re there, say you just wanted to see if he’d answer it
45. Hug him constantly
46. Volunteer him to be a spokesperson at the Rape Victim Center
47. Cut off his hair to donate to cancer patients
48. Steal all his ponytail ties
49. Comment on everything he does
50. Get him a giftcard for Macy’s
2. Ask if it’s fun to be Uke
3. Take his clay
4. Replace it with Play-Doh
5. Steal his eye-scope
6. Paint it pink
7. Show him SasoDei
8. Show him ItaDei
9. Wink and tell him you know of a “good use” for the mouths on his hands
10. Say “un” at the end of your sentences to mock him
11. Run around yelling “I win! My art wins!” (he says this TWICE in his battle with Sasuke)
12. Ask if he’s depressed
13. Compare him to Iraqi suicide bombers
14. Tell him his sculptures suck
15. Steal Itachi’s mascara and put it in his room
16. Inform him that black nail polish is soooo last year
17. Offer him speech therapy
18. Tell him Gaara has a crush on him
19. Go up to him and say “Excuse me miss, but I-oh! Hey Deidara!”
20. Keep emphasizing how EASILY Itachi beat him
21. Side with Sasori in all of their arguments
22. Call him Dei-chan
23. Tell him art is boring
24. Every time he says “art is a bang”, yell “NO IT’S NOT!”
25. Tell him you saw his shirt at Limited Too
26. Set fangirls on him
27. When he walks into a room, play “Boom Boom”
28. When he walks into a room play “Dude Looks Like a Lady”
29. When he walks into a room play “Barbie Girl”
30. Volunteer him to be a porn star
31. Ask about his past (I’m assuming it’s tragic)
32. Tell him he has his wedding ring on the wrong finger
33. Print a bunch of X-rated SasoDei pics
34. Show them to everyone
35. Say you got them from Tobi
36. Steal some of his sculptures
37. Detonate them under his pillow at night
38. Dye his hair pink
39. Blame it on Sasori
40. Tell people you’re pregnant with his kid
41. Tell people he’s your bitch
42. If he protests, cry
43. Knock on his door when he’s asleep
44. When he asks why you’re there, say you just wanted to see if he’d answer it
45. Hug him constantly
46. Volunteer him to be a spokesperson at the Rape Victim Center
47. Cut off his hair to donate to cancer patients
48. Steal all his ponytail ties
49. Comment on everything he does
50. Get him a giftcard for Macy’s
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50 Ways to Piss Off Hidan
50 Ways to Piss Off Hidan
1. Put Holy water in his drink
2. When he asks why it tastes funny tell him
3. Say Kakuzu did it while taping the results
4. Replace all his Jashin related stuff with bunnies
5. Tell him there was only two in there in the morning
6. Replace his incense with old granny perfume
7. Hit him with a plastic wand
8. When he turns around say “Slytherin sucks”
9. Every time he curses spray him with water
10. When he does it again use a hose
11. Replace all his clothes with school girl uniforms
12. Ask him why he’s wearing Deidara’s clothes
13. Put itching powder in his underwear
14. Tape the
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50 Ways To Annoy Deidara
The gender issue....we all know him and some love him. Others hate him. But yet, I like to annoy him
Ways
-hide in his closet
-when he comes in, start singing "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
-take his clay and flush it down the toilet
-tell Kakuzu that Deidara has money in his room and videotape the raid
-replace his shampoo with pink hairdye (can't leave out the classics)
-when his hair is pink, tell him he looks like Sakura
-when he's talking, pretend to snore
-call him the gender blender
-when in the mall, drag him into Victoria's Secret and make him try on thongs...
-tell him they make him look more feminine, the way he should look
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50 Ways To Drive Akatsuki Nuts
How to Drive The ENTIRE Akatsuki nuts, and get them to hate absolutely forever.
Or just piss them off real bad. XD
1.)Get Itachi to watch you practice saying thet Sasuke is your foolish little brother and is, therefore, weak.
2.)Steal Deidara's clay bombs and blow up Sasori's puppets. Then, blame on scary carrot martians from mars.
3.)Eat some shark in front of Kisame, make sure you chew really REAAALLLLLYYY slowly, while savoring the taste, then ask him if he wants any.
4.)Give Zetsu a huge bottle of weed-killer, and then ask him to go kill some nasty weeds. Make SURE when you hand it to him, the lid is loose. Then MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE
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hey everyone! i don't really have time to submit a fic today, so I'm just going to add this real quick instead. If you don't know, I've also done ways to piss off sasori, itachi, hidan, and neji. So check them out!
oh, and plz comment!
oh, and plz comment!
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you should be a comedian with anime characters... or ventriloquist with anime ones and use some of this maybe? (Its your choice first, but its funny abit)